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Sardar puts his
hand on his girlfriend's thigh while driving to lahore. She
smiles and says, "You can go further". So sardar drives to
Multan. |
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Mernay per humko janat milay na milay,
Yeh fiza yeh hawa milay na milay,
Per sms kernay may kunjosi na karo,
Kia pata ooper ja ker mobile milay na milay. |
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Can u think k
"2+5=11"
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thora aur gimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
"GHALTI SE" |
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MERE SMS MILE ?
NAHI MILE TO YE LO
SMS SMS SMS SMS
YE LO CHOTE SMS
sms sms sms sms
YE LO REMIX
SmS sMs SmS sMs
STYLISH VALE BI LO
$M$ $m$ $M$ Baass
AB AP KI BARI |
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why do u think i
sms u?
is it bcz i love u?
or i miss u?
or i need u?
no! i do dat bcoz
TIMEPASS k liye koi bakra chahiye |
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Girl of 1986 : Maan mei Jeans pehanoun gee.
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
Girl of 1986 : Maan mein mini skirt pehanoun gee.
Maan : Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le! |
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Ek ladka ek ladki k
saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath
tha
Moral : Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey !! |
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is SMS mein
kitnay taaray hai
gino to zara * * *
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tabiyat to theek hai ?
Din mein taaray gin rahay ho....! |
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Press down key 7
times to become sweet
tusi v na pehle hi itne sweet ho phir bhi press kiye ja rahe
ho |
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Jazz
menu may kusamdeed
Mangni kay leye aik dabye
Shaadi kay leye do
Talak kay leye teen aur
Bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye |
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No call
No miss call
No Messages
No visit
No contact
I am worried 4 u
Kya zoo walay phir pakar key to nahi lay gay. |
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